Fishing License Name

Deciphering the screen names people select for their online profiles is a bit like reading the license plates on cars. You have to read them out loud before the impact grabs hold of your sub-conscious mind.

Women examine screen names with the same scrutiny as a game warden. The license name reveals information as to who this “fisherman” is at heart. They underestimate what crafty fish we are. You see, we understand they have embedded a “hook” into their “fly-name” they are trying to snare us with.

Here are a few known poacher names:

• Roll_em ( I have a gambling habit)
• Echo1999 (I’ve been online dating for 8 years & keep getting thrown back in the fish pond)
• Perspicacious_mj (if you have to look it up, don’t email me)
• Moldy_taco (I’m old, tasteless and will make you sick)
• KamaSutra6525 (Either I’ve tried 6,000 plus positions or I’ve had 6,000+ partners whichever makes you more comfortable)
• yourHuckleberry (my nuts are tiny)
• NormalBm (I’m your regular unemployed moocher)
• I know I’m not alone, because Seiner. was just as confused as I was as she interpreted these names:
• TalkDarkHandsom9 (I want to know who the first 8 were)
• Unique11 (seriously?)
• Embracing_yours (embracing my what?!?!?)
• Mermaidhunter (apparently he’s looking for something that doesn’t exist)

— Reel Deal