Fishing online

I’m beginning to wonder if this Online Match.com thing is starting to have too many similarities to E-bay?

I end up spending a ridiculous amount of time sorting
and reading through profiles; aka- product descriptions.

Then I carefully craft an “engaging bid”.

Is there an appropriate period of time for my bid to be accepted or expire?

During this time, I can’t possibly contain my energy while I wait to see if that fascinating person from the picture thought I was as clever as I think I am?

When doesn’t he respond, I am stunned!!!
Who outbid me? Because, how else can this be?
Why else wouldn’t he see that we’re a perfect match?

Sigh….I may try meeting men back at the local watering hole.
At least I’ve got props to work with there and I happen to know I’m far more engaging in person.

— Reel Deal