Oh, so YOU want to know his name

Can’t do that. If you don’t know the drill, that doesn’t happen here. Okay then, so you at least want to know if it rhymes with a male body part? No, it doesn’t…but it does rhyme with an illegal substance. Have any guesses?

Reed? Jack? Scott?
Rextasy was guess.
How about Meroine?
Then there was my favorite…Locaine.

If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out; Locaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; Locaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; Locaine.

(BTW, it was correct in my phone. Hoorah!)

— Ballyhoo Backcaster