First Night Training Moments
- When fishing… you never know which fish will bite. It’s not always the King Salmon… sometimes Sharks bite the line.
- Being polite shows you’re approachable to other men.
- Being polite means some men will act like Dingle Berries and hang around to long.
- Even dingle berries like to buy you drinks if you ask him.
- Arrive early and you can get a table in the middle of the “man-pack” because at On Deck the cute men sit at tables.
- And lastly but most importantly… if you are NOT enjoying the company of the man sitting next to you DO NOT… and I REPEAT… DO NOT INVITE HIM TO THE NEXT BAR YOU ARE GOING TO (Ahem Troller).
Addendum:
- When said fellow is invited to ensuing establishment, DO NOT place him next to your naive friend who is also polite but not trained well enough to not feel guilty when said fellow gives her his card and asks to be invited to the next party being discussed at the table.
- Teach said 3rd friend met at ensued establishment better blow off cues when even bringing up the name of an ex-boyfriend as though he was still a current boyfriend and discussing politics and the war do not work.
—Major contributor to first entry: Reel Deal
Supplemental information provided by: Seiner
